It's Definitely Not Stonkers! Retro
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Lovingly amateur recreations of games that were already perfect. You're welcome.

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Perfect Alignment
Drop tiles on top of each other as precisely as you can. Miss the edge and it chips away. How high can you stack?
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Jumping Jack
Jump through moving holes across 8 floors to reach the top. Miss a hole and stars will circle your head. Based on the 1983 ZX Spectrum classic.
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Jack Attack
Push blocks onto bouncing enemies to squish them. Based on the 1983 Commodore 64 classic by Kevin Kieller and John Traynor.
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Another classic reimagined. We're polishing the pixels.
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What is this?

A hobby project. Nobody commissioned this. Nobody asked for it. We just really like old games and wanted to see if we could rebuild them in a browser.

Some of these games are classics that defined a generation of computing. Ours are lovingly amateur recreations of them. The originals were already perfect — we just couldn't help ourselves.

Part of the It's Definitely Not Stonkers! universe — a YouTube channel dedicated to movies, games, and general nonsense. The games here are free, ad-free, and made purely for fun.

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